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2025-02-05 22:30 |
1.今天公车上,遇一怀抱小孩的少妇,惯例让座。小屁孩坐稳后回头注视我,欲言又止。你们以为他要说谢谢吗?被你猜到哥就不用出来混了。只见那孩子微笑着对我说:“你真懂事。” 2.早上看到同学发的朋友圈:生活本来不容易,当你觉得容易的时候,肯定是有人替你承担了属于你的那份不容易!配图是一张泪流不止的表情。 我忙问:别伤心,都会过去的,怎么了? 她秒回:爸妈帮我全款买了一套房子…… 3.连续丟了两次钱包,连续去同一家银行同一个柜台同一个人在几天里连续帮我补办卡,不说了。美女你听我给你解释,我这次来还是补办卡的,真没别的意思…… 4.刚刚在电梯间看见一小孩儿在吃雪糕,出于关心,顺口告诉他:“这么凉的天,会吃坏身体的!”。小孩告诉我,他的奶奶活了103岁。我问:“吃雪糕吃的?”他说:“不是,我奶奶从来不管闲事!”多么深刻!现在终于知道自己为什么衰老得这么快了!瞎操心操的……























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