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2023-05-19 08:03 |
这村口没你俩,这村都没有活力了
 王总:“这家伙终于走了,天天中午快把食堂的饭都给吃完了”
 一开始还好好好的,直到男主这么跑步……
 喵星人:“我也没办法啊,要不然他不给我吃饭啊”
 这是什么东西,难道是iPhone13 远峰蓝缩小版吗
 姑娘难道真的没有人喜欢你了吗
 德芙:“我家真的不造鞋,快别问我了”
 她只是想享受快乐,她做了什么,为什么要这样
 事实证明视频是不能剪辑的,所以这是真的
 这是自损一千,杀敌零吗
 嗓子:“什么东西从我这过来过去的”
 快快快,快带我走,我真是不想待在这了
 行了,孩子睡着了,你也赶紧进来吧
 有人能帮我问问吗,进这样的宿舍与要带点什么吗
 这厕所极具观赏性啊
 还是网友的评论一句惊人啊
 还是你厉害,你这叫软饭硬吃
 要不是我睁着眼,我真的就信你了
 如果真的不小心扎破了该怎么办
 保龄球:“行,你清高,我走,我走行了吧”
 老鼠:“我什么风风雨雨没见过”
 只有摸鱼才能被领导表扬的
 还是你请我吧,哈哈哈
 今天,你就是街上最亮的仔
 老板,你家的加湿器我收到了,属实不错
 老喵:弄啥那,我不吃素,我吃小鱼干
 只要自己不尴尬,尴尬的就是别人呀
 为了防止开车的时候疲劳驾驶,司机也只能想出这样的办法
 无意间看到女朋友的搜索记录,这女朋友还能要不
 电视剧里面的演员和现实拍摄中的肯定不一样呀
 也只有好兄弟,愿意这样替你呼声呐喊
 今天和老公一起午睡,我醒了但没睁开眼,老公以为我还在休息
 上联我已经出好了,有没有文化人,麻烦赐个下联

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