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1.兄弟叫我去钓鱼,我也没有带网来啊!哈哈哈
 2.谁让你跳进粪坑的,给你冲干净自己晾干吧!
 3.这就是老师傅开车和新手开车的区别,大事故都是老师傅!
 4.猫咪你这尾巴上面有什么东西啊!就那么好吃吗?
 5.我们少林寺还是有高手的,这一脚就把老外踹倒了
 6.“美术生疑问:为啥女模可以展现,男模要穿裤?”涨知识了!哈哈哈
 7.难道有钱人的生活是这样玩的?长见识了!
 8.这是我今天第一次蒸馍!要不然不会是这样的!
 9.挺会玩,不知道这兄弟咋样了!
 10.妹子你以后能不能别来我家了?你看凳子都被你坐新了!
 11.当你在洗碗的时候,脖子突然痒了,你会怎么办?哈哈哈
 12.妹子你就是照个相,还这么多戏!哈哈哈
 13.当我看到你,我就爆笑,这脸怎么变成了这样了!哈哈哈
 14.驴子勤勤苦苦一生,望来世不再为驴!
 15.兄弟你的脚味,竟然和柠檬很像啊!千万不能被知道啊!
 16.这位小朋友,你观察的可够仔细的,千万别把老师惹急了哈!
 17.这是富豪家的马棚,你们家还缺马不,我想去!哈哈哈
 18.兄弟你不但车好,技术也很不错呢!
 19.大哥你这转账的速度太快了,对方能不能能收到?哈哈哈
 20.兄弟,这是干啥呢?打架不至于这么狠吧!
 21.就是想看看你,最后会画成个什么样子!
 22.兄弟这样秀恩爱,你们会吗?


 1.你们怎么把孩子一个人,关在屋子里?看着你们吃吗?
 2.小姐姐心情很复杂啊,现在后悔了吧?哈哈哈
 3.“我想看谁敢掀我裙底?”现在世道真的变了吗?哈哈哈
 4.妹子照着我的动作来,咱们抓紧时间拍照!哈哈哈
 5.下雪天装上这个东西出行,真是太好了!哈哈哈
 6.第一次去女朋友家,做这个饭是什么意思啊?
 7.大哥,你别直线跑啊,这下被砸了吧?哈哈哈
 8.带公司的妹子们去旅游,这一排大长腿,真养眼!哈哈哈
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