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 小伙去相亲看上媒婆可还行

 驴:我TM惹谁了?
 煲仔饭是吧
 书包都省了
 从背后拍感觉好黑哦
 注意看,这个男人叫小帅
 妹控暴怒
 直接不演了是吧
 然你少玩手机不是让你把眼睛戒了啊
 谁说年纪大就不能用幼稚表情包了
 我的老婆被猫咪抢走了

 歹徒:你有腰子就行了
 被你这么一说感觉码头的海鸥不简单啊

 我还真好奇是啥味的
 什么垃圾梦想
 一旁花喵:你为什么这么卷?
 垃圾大学?
 完了第一眼就看成那个B了
 看来是被摇吐了
 要真这样能给人吓死

 加上有男朋友一切就合理多了
 你是人才
 就好这口是吧
 第一看真看错了
 我爱排球
 每日一丝
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