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2023-04-02 21:46 |
我真的不懂,为什么有的人会有美女给他送花?
 大哥天冷了,别刮啊,留着保暖多好
 猫:一星期没开荤了,随便凑合一下吧!
 少睡了10分钟我的上班就是这个样子
 不好了,少爷被包围了
 这女孩,PUA成这样了?精神被操控了!
 一个父亲的承诺,不管怎样都要给孩子带回家
 吃货求食的路总是充满坎坷的!
 牧羊犬:看在和你爸多年的交情的面子上,我不会跟你斤斤计较的
 给你打钱的好大哥
 水里的大哥:妹子,你倒是快点掉下来啊,我都等不及了
 老牛:你以为我愿意这样走路吗,不这样晚上炖牛肉
 隔壁哥们对我说,别看了这是几根烂木头,说着就去摸了一下
 你们以后谁再敢惹我,我就让我的部队上
 好巧哦,你也在上面!
 赔了夫人还坐牢啊!
 鱼:这人太坏了,一下把我吓没气了
 真应了那句话:科技是第一生产力
 沙雕妹子吃糖?天赋异禀!一张巨口发挥得淋漓尽致!
 兄弟快来帮个忙,我卡住了!!
 挺精神的一个狗子,这一笑总感觉有些傻
 狗子:你一定要冷静,你这样子太搞笑了
 小弟弟咱俩商量一下,你能不能分我半碗吃
 飞鱼:水里游要被吃,天空飞还要被吃,我太难了
 某地核酸检测.
 没去过酒吧,谁说一下这是什么酒
 这是什么原理???设计的不错,开关在外面!
 熊猫:果然站的高,看的远,可是我该怎么下去呢
 这大概就是国外人少的原因之一了
 训练了六年的大雁,大家看看值多少钱
 懒的下场!
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