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2023-03-29 21:27 |
两个大爷你们太皮了,差点把我都带得不会走路了!
 我最佩服的不是司机,是旁边的路人,淡定的很呐
 妹子,不要每天围着猪圈转了,该干嘛就干嘛去吧
 学校宿舍永远是一个充满欢乐的地方,怀念
 怪不得前面留了一个洞,这司机真有才!
 哥们,你这样套圈,老板允许吗?
 这样健身和睡觉有什么区别,真的会有作用吗?
 猴哥:“师傅,现在白龙马对你有意见了,该换人坐了”
 有这样调皮的媳妇,真是处处都是惊喜啊!
 姑娘有什么事冲我来,这头猪真的受不了
 这怎么还上不去了呢?是没地方了吗?
 菇凉,走路这么招摇,你会被揍的
 你家这猫在干什么呢?打神功呢?
 我们厂区的老司机,这车技你们能比吗
 姐姐你们还是走吧,这位大爷心脏不太好
 妹子入戏好深,眼泪掉的吧嗒吧嗒的
 看到这一幕,感觉自己还是有希望的,就差一个女朋友了!
 这啦啦队是我见过最卖力的了,小伙子们加油了
 教你如何不用手就能把孩子提起来
 说好的男生AA,就我一个男的,咋办?
 妹子真是好样的,我连一半的砖都弄不动
 喵星人已经魔化了,开始施展妖术了
 还没开始就已经结束,速度有点啊
 女生专注的时候容易一根筋,只有路灯杆才能让她回头
 我就想问一下各位,这车密封性还可以吧
 汽车人变身,想不想搞一辆给你儿子?
 卡住小姐姐的不是胖,而是你的好身材
 我也想低调啊,可实力不允许啊!
 这么漂亮的妹子,我们村已经没有了
 老大爷,您这是放鱼呢,还是放你自己呢
 孩子我看你也没有那么瘦啊!怎么就一下过来了呢?
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