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2023-03-27 21:02 |
美女好技能
 狗子:铲屎的,给爷扶好了!
 哈哈,终于知道为什么叫傻狍子了!
 不吼两句,饭都做不下去了!
 像极了上班迟到的你!!!
 真有意思,这一天天的!!!
 这也太吓人了,这树怎么突然倒了吗?看着人还好!
 美女你们不了冷吗,还有请不要践踏草坪!
 脑子是个好东西,办法总是人想出来的
 这是谁弄得,我都不好意思损毁
 这是什么网红店?排那么多人
 孩子:我妈不在家没法打我,我一定要放飞一次自己
 狗子:小主人马上要放学了,我得赶紧去接她
 跟老婆打赌,猜这里面是孩子还是一头猫
 反了!一个两个都想反了~!
 事情已经办好了,记得把尾款转过来
 自从生了一儿一女,我在家就没位置了!
 总感觉吃不到灵魂了
 没想到吧!隔了2秒才吓你
 这大哥看来有事,突然拔腿就跑了,连摩托车都不要了,让人措手不及
 同学,坐第一排上课还敢睡觉,老师都乐了
 肌肉男也有怕老鼠
 我说大哥就你这胆还敢出来游玩,还真不如女儿胆子大
 停车,打劫
 姑娘是不是很惊喜,谁让你手欠非要乱撕呢?
 美女,被闺蜜坑了吧,以后不要跟她玩跷跷板了

 超霸气赛车,有木有
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