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2023-03-16 22:10 |
1.“怕老婆冷,我把空调关了!”这床还能要吗?哈哈哈

 2.很多人都跟老婆吵过架,说实话,没有赢得机会吧?就像图中的兄弟,你面对的可是一辆坦克,你怎么赢?哈哈哈
 3.据说现在男生比女孩多了3千万,以至于很多男生找不到老婆!于是出现了一大帮舔狗,就像这个兄弟,堂堂正正做个人不好吗?人家都有男友了啊!哈哈哈
 4.机长大人!我喜欢你!
 5.迎亲的队伍出发了,好壮大啊!
 6.工作已经找到了,不说了!上朝了!
 7.吃剩下的菜,打包带走,不是啥丢人的事!
 8.球场演员的自我修养!哈哈哈
 9.完了,伴娘没了,直接掉沟里了!
 10.妹纸这演技一流,老公绿了都没发现!
 11.拿一个爱心,就想忽悠我?我要小鱼干!
 12.最佳损友,你就差那条腿断了,我帮你一下!
 13.爸爸:我算是知道什么叫坑爹了!哈哈哈
 14.连个眉毛也不会剃,我来帮你吧!哈哈哈
 15.大哥,你的车篷哪里去了?这样很危险!
 16.服务员,来一瓶啤酒一瓶汽水!
 17.大哥,你手有抖的毛病,就去看医生!哈哈哈
 18.一觉醒来,发现狗子耳朵不见了,严重影响形象啊!
 19.上面先出牌,你觉得谁能赢?欢迎评论区留言哦!
 6.如果有这样的浴室,我一般不敢一个人洗澡!
 7.喂!老太婆,你作弊!哈哈哈
 8.锻炼身体,那动作最适合你?
 9.大哥,你们要的外卖到了!
 10.厉害了word!哈哈哈
 11.猴哥:你上一边去吧,这么小气!
 12.当你纠正老师错误后,像不像这样嘚瑟?哈哈哈
 13.令人震惊,猫果然是液体动物啊!
 14.妹子让突如其来的幸福,压垮了!
 15.今天捡到一本泡妞秘籍,我相信这绝对是真的!
 16.叫花鸡好像不是这样做的! 17.兄弟,野花不如家花香吗?哈哈哈
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