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1.“捡条黄鳝本想放生,却被它咬了一口!我反手就是一脚!”哈哈哈



 2.我问大家一个问题,当你女朋友生气了,你会怎么哄呢?会不会像下面这位,也来一个跳山羊?女友是不当场,气笑了?哈哈哈
 3.我们国人找对象,一般情况下,男的比女的高,就算偶尔出现女高的情况,也不会高太多,但是下面这位外国兄弟,高这么多,出去不感到尴尬吗?哈哈哈
 4.大哥,你是我碰到最专业的碰瓷!
 5.姐妹们帮我守住门口,等我胡把牌!
 6.当你家门口有人在吵架,躲在家里偷看时的你!
 7.妹子们,竟然没有任何保护措施!
 8.打开柜子发现一小孩,竟然在里面睡着了!
 9.逝去的童年,原来这游戏还蛮流行的!
 10.你们三个人真不靠谱,一点敬业精神都没有!
 11.宝贝给爸爸当一会儿的冲锋枪!
 12.好胖的羊驼,脖子也短,这是把绵羊的衣服穿上了吗?
 13.我国的核心技术外流了?这可不行啊,快去阻止他!
 14.这兄弟的脑回路,也是很奇葩啊?哈哈哈
 15.飞机,能不能不要那么粗鲁?
 16.本狗的熬炼神器,必须练出六块腹肌!
 17.店小二,能不能快一点,客人等着要吃西瓜呢!
 18.这画的是个啥?简直传神啊!哈哈哈
 19.你知道有多少六边形吗?欢迎评论区留言哦!
 你们俩晒幸福也就算了,还没事儿半路上殴打单身狗。要脸吗?
 刮这么大风就不要出去玩了吧小心被刮跑了!
 礼让是一种美德狗子要不你先过去吧!
 出门在外一定要注意安全,尤其是推着婴儿车出门的更要注意。
 这还真的是缘分呀。
 这表情到底是高兴还是不高兴呢?
 一不小心就摔出来这么多的红包真的是好尴尬。
 家里有两个这样的孩子,你们猜一下会不会挨打呢?
 请问到底谁才是孩子的亲妈?
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