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2023-03-11 20:30 |
参加谁的婚礼?都流泪了!
 哈哈哈,连吃都不会
 猪一样的队友
 尴尬了
 老婆最喜欢吃我炒的菜了
 作死二人组,外国人少的原因
 姑娘,你今天的药,吃了吗?
 一觉醒来,鼻青脸肿!
 姑娘你难道是蜘蛛精吗?
 哎呀,裤衩子掉了!
 瞧你那笨样,连个线都拉不住吗
 不到绝境,你都不知道自己的潜力有多大
 姑娘的腰任性啊
 你这样喝水喝一天都喝不饱
 大哥这是你的车吗?这么狠
 哪位大神鉴定一下这石狮是不是真的
 小姐姐你这么潇洒你男朋友知道么
 妹子,你男朋友弱爆了,是时候考虑下换个男朋友了!就这点实力肯定保护不了你的!
 月老这红绳系的没毛病
 童年的记忆,小时候你用过吗? 妹子这么好看的衣服,咱也不敢问!
 妹子你敢下得去口,大王还是服气的
 有这么骚气十足的本领,何愁女同学不围着你转啊!
 小朋友好可爱啊,萌萌的
 每次回家,老婆就是这姿势,这是在练习什么功夫吗
 兄弟,你这是过生日呢吗?
 这个比装得给几分
 老师你偏心~
 暗送秋波已经晚了,还不如近水楼台先得月 逗比的世界我不太懂
 13.碰瓷的最高境界,就是小伙这样敬业了吧。
 14.妹子吃惊的那个表情,就是看到你走神时我的表情,都很震惊呀。
 15.果然是熟能生巧,想要考出来驾照也是不容易啊。
 16.我身体有点虚,酒泡成这样还能喝吗?
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