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2023-03-07 20:23 |
健身房真是个奇特的地方
 论抢镜谁还能和这货比!
 敢惹我牛魔王,我顶你个肺!
 放飞吧,我们的爱呃
 高手在民间
 这是喝了多少啊。
 让你们看看大吨位的水腰
 切西瓜新手法,碉堡了
 这车这么小
 男人就是要硬气
 抬头一看吓我一跳
 娃娃,你这被逼着学了多少年啊!
 同学会搞聚餐,说男生AA,女生免费,没想到只有我一个男的来了,包里只带了三百,大伙说这下咋办?
 深夜坐地铁,瞬间感觉手里的鸡腿不香了
 刚从舞台上下来,这些妹子就暴露了自己的本性啊
 第一眼看到他的鞋子时, 我就知道这哥们是刹不住车了
 早上起来发现娃不见了,找了一圈才找到,这瞌睡也真是大,都这样了还接着睡没有哭
 宝贝儿,你长大了肯定有出息,我想和你混
 做只北方的羊也是不易啊
 我已陷入,深深不能自拔,你们不要停!不要停!
 不公平啊,艺术家在流浪,骗子却在泼墨!
 姑娘好球技呀!如果接不到后面那位就惨了!
 这又是什么原理的
 正着开还不一定利索呢,还倒着开,这下摔疼了吧
 这绝对是道令人惊讶的菜!大哥吓的直接坐起来了
 我全靠演技才得到的上场机会,其实我就是个菜鸟
 看得出来,是求生欲很强的头发
 不要跑,我打电话叫人
 这个小哥是我们公园里领舞的
 龙猫:小猫咪你不要用这个眼神看着我,我不是耗子
 姑娘手机得罪你了吗?为什么下这么重的脚!
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