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不就是拍个住宿照片吗?男友就闹着要和我分手。我只想说你露馅了哈哈哈哈
 乌龟:不是我吹牛,他爷爷小时候我也背过!
 妹子你到底看到什么了?
 哥们,你这么会抓鱼,你口袋里的就送给我把!
 展开剩余93% 狗子!你别跑,回来赔我的门!
 少数民族抢亲现场,抢到可以带回家
 80后的童年,满满的都是回忆!
 “我这两个朋友真是铁哥们,按个脚都要一块,这不尴尬吗?”哈哈哈哈
 房产交易大厅遇到一大爷,岁数大了,忘了自己卖的是哪套房……
 看到这样的吃菠萝的我牙就酸的慌! 这菠萝可不是这么吃的啊!!
 不是我吹牛,在这种地方转弯都不需要减速
 向左转,齐步走!
 今天遇见真正的喷子了
 这只天鹅伙食有点好!哈哈
 难道这不是在睡着的时候,你老婆对你说的
 大哥,你是瞄准进去的吗
 大妈最后的眼神霸气啊
 可怜的孩子啊
 再急也不能踢这地方啊,以后不是要守寡了吗
 像这种高级游乐场,城里的孩子这辈子也玩不到
 “在海鲜市场买了一斤虾,回家熟了一半...”哈哈哈热到窒息了!

 敢挡我道,信不信下去把你红烧了
 厉害了我的大货车司机,这空调效果一定够爽的吧
 快点放我出去,不然我可要动嘴了
 这虾的年龄也不小了,是时候让他卸甲归田了!
 有人查车,我要不要停下来呢?
 这是我最不想见到的颜色
 大圣,是您吗
 大哥,你新来的吧,看着手脚挺全啊
 妹子,劝你不要上太紧,小心扳手到时候找不到
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