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2023-01-12 20:39 |
唉唉,说你呢?正经点,录着相呢,

 这可能就是传说中的天生丽质吧,
 弹射跳水,好想去玩一玩啊,
 下班发现车的方向盘被偷了!还好老司机有办法!
 哈哈,千万不要轻信损友的话,不然后果就是被坑
 外面的大哥,你任性的很呀,小伙子还没办法,哈哈,
 最后的苍蝇都被感染了呢,
 姑娘,你这样的吃相就不怕嫁不出去?
 哈哈,这下可逗比了!
 小伙子你这波操作,真是服了!不知道你妈妈看到会不会打你
 不作死就不会死
 还能这样??赶紧切个手指试试
 水壶很神奇啊,大家解释下吧
 原来头发可以这样贴上去的
 揭开后第一个摸到的人,宝物就会归谁所有
 英雄救美都是假的,看来只能相信钱了
 我就静静的看你装,继续装....看着都疼!
 兄弟今年你二十几岁?别以为我看不出来!你最多三十岁!
 这躲闪不得不服
 强扭的瓜不甜,姑娘算了吧
 天气冷了,煤气都冻住了
 你会给谁钱
 听说搬到36片瓦时有惊喜
 当着面扔垃圾,良心不会痛么
 自己作的死,自己上路 我不服别的,就服这个演技
 好人性化的标语提示。
 妹子,这是吃不了兜着走
 妹子,这身材还是不要当服务员了,真心扛不住呀
 我擦真替妹子捏一把汗
 司机肯定是第一次过这儿……
 吸你一口血我容易吗?你这样对我,你的良心不痛?
 每次看到这个都感觉是一种怀念
 坐电梯,遇到这群逗比,你们还缺一个舵手和一个打鼓的
 如果球迷都像他一样,就不会出现那么多打架斗殴的了
 兄弟,活着不好么!
 挡着老子的人行路了,就得踩着你过去!
 猴老大的出场方式就是不一样
 看,我耳朵会动
 别惊讶,我之前学了几年排球呢!
 啊,我中招了
 妹子,别激动,别冲动

 看来看去还是觉得右边更有滋味啊, 你们在网吧是真的不怕揍哦,

 这就很尴尬了不是吗, 这谁家也舍得嫁出去啊, 你看怎么选呢。 |
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