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2023-01-12 20:28 |
妹子,大半夜的咋还出门拍照呢,这不就缠上你了,

 妹子,自己作就只能自己死了
 这位辣妈,别逗孩子了,他肚子饿了
 妹子开车技术不错!
 为什么和电影里的不一样
 神枪手
 这真是躺着都能中枪
 黑妹子,你的弹跳力不行!
 一个被电工耽误了的艺术家
 妹子这体力可了不得
 单身几十年的麒麟臂终于爆发了
 怎么不去当演员了
 这公路晒粮食遇洒水车,到底是谁对谁错,
 夏天来了,又来一波小清新。
 这位司机真是威武霸气,直接开过去了。
 现在看见女生都躲着走,生怕她上来夹我脖子,
 原来照片的背后是这样的
 孩子们,这下玩的就亲妈都认不出你了!
 老师,看来学生们跟你不熟呀
 美女,你这是在碰瓷吗,
 这车是怎么过来的哦,
 早知道我该多投几个币的,说不定就真的能飞起来了,
 少年,口臭就别学人家浪漫了
 别来烦我,老娘早有准备
 金鱼嘴斗鸡眼的那个妹子,你严重影响了画面
 打篮球受过这样伤的有多少!
 这只熊猫为了争宠也是拼了
 谁家的老婆,不要我走带了
 美女总是各种姿势自拍
 大哥,你要是在大街上,很容易让人跟踪啊!
 当妹妹有了男朋友后...
 路边抓到的,你们说我能卖多少钱!
 大哥,你这么厉害,请受小弟一拜!
 大哥,我去城里买香蕉,带我一程呗

 为什么我只能牵着空气啊,我也需要一个这样的女朋友哦,

 等下妹子起来不揍你是不可能了啊,


 真是热闹啊,

 摆烂了是吧,
 真的有天才能全部数出来?

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