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2023-01-03 13:31 |
 父母让你多出门
 打不了响指了吧!
 这抱着比老婆还香
 你都许这个愿了,怎么不直接变人?
 猪牛
 从你脑袋上那个坑里进去的
 社恐落泪
 大脑:“别瞎说,明明是鸡儿要看的。”
 哇这也太刺激了
 快撅起来,我要射了!

 机器人觉得你这太敏感了
 我划走了,你别冲动
 那想象老板在后面追?
 果然还是妈妈懂
 懂双语该去上大学了
 更刺激了!
 闻道有先后,术业有专攻嘛
 哲学猫猫
 这个能刷医保吗
 看来是亏完了
 这不就春卷皮?
 你说得对,但我还是选大的!
 为了这碟醋包的饺子
 索尼:一定是微软派来的鸟!
 你这艺术也太艺术了
 现在你懂留后门的重要性了吧
 你要是再大力点洞都要塌了
 手枪甚至能杀死体内的!
 这是要把人吸干啊!
 也不是不行
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