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2023-01-01 20:08 |
和谁打架不重要 重要的是有架可以打
 这有点多啊
 现在连桃子的生活水平都提高了,开始穿裤子了
 手速竟然练得这么快!
 自动洗头机,简直是我的人生理想!
 显得脸有点小
 老板后面几天没发工资吧!
 站着就好好站着,别乱动
 老妈说,男孩子的房间要简单一点,没毛病啊
 这是谁,帅的我一愣一愣的
 这就是小时候的我们
 这眼神太锋利,瞬间感觉我最近的日子不好过!
 这位大哥练得什么功夫,非说我们这是豆腐渣工程
 看了半天也不敢买一块吃,担心身上钱不够
 蛋:能不能停一会,我头晕
 姑娘在河边洗衣服,真是太勤快了
 生活就是需要仪式感
 这样做不仅卖的贵,还且很好吃。
 太无聊了,这样整自己
 大哥,我就想你问你疼还是不疼啊
 就问你这个妹子你敢娶吗?
 虽然慢,但是我持久啊…
 有了这台机器,我们店就改成手工刀削面吧
 妈的,吓死我了!我开始还真以为是一个人呢?
 讲道理商场里的阿姨一脸懵圈, 就买一个姜还得让我贴标签
 这是不是看错了?
 姑娘这么皮,终于让我看到了想要的结果!
 编辑 教练,你说我吃饭了吗? 始料不及的意外总是一波接着一波
 编辑 妹子,要扔就扔远一点,这都啥时候了还这样磨叽
 编辑 妹子,每次坐你公交车,我都忘记在哪个站下车了
 编辑 哎,真无聊,没人玩,还是我自己玩吧
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