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2022-04-24 20:56 |
把她喜欢的梯子拆了,让她踩你肩膀。
![](https://nimg.ws.126.net/?url=http%3A%2F%2Fdingyue.ws.126.net%2F2022%2F0420%2F57c4bb54j00ramn3j001lc000hs00moc.jpg&thumbnail=660x2147483647&quality=80&type=jpg) ?啊这,没事,人活着还有这么多时间,换个城市生活就好了。[捂脸]
![](https://nimg.ws.126.net/?url=http%3A%2F%2Fdingyue.ws.126.net%2F2022%2F0420%2F67b1f357j00ramn3j0016c000hs00fsc.jpg&thumbnail=660x2147483647&quality=80&type=jpg) 窝点就在外语学院。[看]
![](https://nimg.ws.126.net/?url=http%3A%2F%2Fdingyue.ws.126.net%2F2022%2F0420%2F5f6aa4d2j00ramn3j001kc000hs00mlc.jpg&thumbnail=660x2147483647&quality=80&type=jpg) 你用锅盖凸的那面???[捂脸]
![](https://nimg.ws.126.net/?url=http%3A%2F%2Fdingyue.ws.126.net%2F2022%2F0420%2Ff33c1a9aj00ramn3j001dc000hs00l8c.jpg&thumbnail=660x2147483647&quality=80&type=jpg) ?那是被愚公的后人移走了。
![](https://nimg.ws.126.net/?url=http%3A%2F%2Fdingyue.ws.126.net%2F2022%2F0420%2F452efd87j00ramn3j0017c000hs00k1c.jpg&thumbnail=660x2147483647&quality=80&type=jpg) ?这该死的无处安放的退休金。
![](https://nimg.ws.126.net/?url=http%3A%2F%2Fdingyue.ws.126.net%2F2022%2F0420%2Faf59a4dfj00ramn3j0015c000hs00ioc.jpg&thumbnail=660x2147483647&quality=80&type=jpg) ?把他抢上车,先发制人。
![](https://nimg.ws.126.net/?url=http%3A%2F%2Fdingyue.ws.126.net%2F2022%2F0420%2F66b14258j00ramn3j001ec000hs00gvc.jpg&thumbnail=660x2147483647&quality=80&type=jpg) ?你儿牙硬度可以。
![](https://nimg.ws.126.net/?url=http%3A%2F%2Fdingyue.ws.126.net%2F2022%2F0420%2Fbbb5106ej00ramn3j001ac000hs00nfc.jpg&thumbnail=660x2147483647&quality=80&type=jpg) ?房子车子写我名,50万彩礼不能少。[看]
![](https://nimg.ws.126.net/?url=http%3A%2F%2Fdingyue.ws.126.net%2F2022%2F0420%2Fe2977552j00ramn3j001pc000hs00hnc.jpg&thumbnail=660x2147483647&quality=80&type=jpg) 所以说,平台很重要。
![](https://nimg.ws.126.net/?url=http%3A%2F%2Fdingyue.ws.126.net%2F2022%2F0420%2F957a077cj00ramn3j001cc000hs00jsc.jpg&thumbnail=660x2147483647&quality=80&type=jpg) 感情她就砸你们一家手里了,形成完美闭环,经济内循环了属于是。
![](https://nimg.ws.126.net/?url=http%3A%2F%2Fdingyue.ws.126.net%2F2022%2F0420%2Fb3eae750j00ramn3j000zc000hs00lbc.jpg&thumbnail=660x2147483647&quality=80&type=jpg) 首先你要知道,这些可乐是喝的 还是一滴滴往里存的。?
![](https://nimg.ws.126.net/?url=http%3A%2F%2Fdingyue.ws.126.net%2F2022%2F0420%2Fc0ebe929j00ramn3j001qc000hs00enc.jpg&thumbnail=660x2147483647&quality=80&type=jpg) ?前台:那不就是退休金了。
![](https://nimg.ws.126.net/?url=http%3A%2F%2Fdingyue.ws.126.net%2F2022%2F0420%2F8781b785j00ramn3j0013c000hs00j9c.jpg&thumbnail=660x2147483647&quality=80&type=jpg) ?那这上厕所不得用上二十卷啊?
![](https://nimg.ws.126.net/?url=http%3A%2F%2Fdingyue.ws.126.net%2F2022%2F0420%2F2be13897j00ramn3j001fc000hs00dic.jpg&thumbnail=660x2147483647&quality=80&type=jpg) ?别等了,今天我有事,去不了了。
![](https://nimg.ws.126.net/?url=http%3A%2F%2Fdingyue.ws.126.net%2F2022%2F0420%2F61255856j00ramn3j0018c000hs00mnc.jpg&thumbnail=660x2147483647&quality=80&type=jpg) ?格局低了,已经出13了。
![](https://nimg.ws.126.net/?url=http%3A%2F%2Fdingyue.ws.126.net%2F2022%2F0420%2F39f15eeej00ramn3j000yc000hs00mgc.jpg&thumbnail=660x2147483647&quality=80&type=jpg) ?不,我怕上班是为了梦想。我的梦想是赚钱。
![](https://nimg.ws.126.net/?url=http%3A%2F%2Fdingyue.ws.126.net%2F2022%2F0420%2Fe993d4b5j00ramn3j001ec000hs00k9c.jpg&thumbnail=660x2147483647&quality=80&type=jpg) ?啊这个人就思妮。
![](https://nimg.ws.126.net/?url=http%3A%2F%2Fdingyue.ws.126.net%2F2022%2F0420%2F08002a91j00ramn3j001hc000hs00jmc.jpg&thumbnail=660x2147483647&quality=80&type=jpg) ?反手离婚成为他前妻,他怀念的就是你了。
![](https://nimg.ws.126.net/?url=http%3A%2F%2Fdingyue.ws.126.net%2F2022%2F0420%2F282280e1j00ramn3j001fc000hs00gmc.jpg&thumbnail=660x2147483647&quality=80&type=jpg) ?这个是行家,知道收款以后在拉黑。
![](https://nimg.ws.126.net/?url=http%3A%2F%2Fdingyue.ws.126.net%2F2022%2F0420%2F62684edcj00ramn3j001ac000hs00n0c.jpg&thumbnail=660x2147483647&quality=80&type=jpg) ?收手吧阿祖,你玩不过她的,段位太高了。
![](https://nimg.ws.126.net/?url=http%3A%2F%2Fdingyue.ws.126.net%2F2022%2F0420%2F6df5333aj00ramn3j0018c000hs00mlc.jpg&thumbnail=660x2147483647&quality=80&type=jpg) ?建议楼下喂条狗,狗粮都省了。
![](https://nimg.ws.126.net/?url=http%3A%2F%2Fdingyue.ws.126.net%2F2022%2F0420%2Fd458cb38j00ramn3j0019c000hs00l5c.jpg&thumbnail=660x2147483647&quality=80&type=jpg) ?现在喊你跨年你对我爱答不理,等我年底有了敬业福,你高攀不起。
![](https://nimg.ws.126.net/?url=http%3A%2F%2Fdingyue.ws.126.net%2F2022%2F0420%2F7f11c8aej00ramn3j000zc000hs00f8c.jpg&thumbnail=660x2147483647&quality=80&type=jpg) ?还看不透么,哪是嫌弃你没车,这是嫌弃你啊[泪奔]
![](https://nimg.ws.126.net/?url=http%3A%2F%2Fdingyue.ws.126.net%2F2022%2F0420%2F4715e722j00ramn3j0016c000hs00npc.jpg&thumbnail=660x2147483647&quality=80&type=jpg) ?活在什么环境就会有什么样的认知。
![](https://nimg.ws.126.net/?url=http%3A%2F%2Fdingyue.ws.126.net%2F2022%2F0420%2Fe6b5c84ej00ramn3j001cc000hs00jqc.jpg&thumbnail=660x2147483647&quality=80&type=jpg) ?男的腿毛还多了,日内瓦,加价。
![](https://nimg.ws.126.net/?url=http%3A%2F%2Fdingyue.ws.126.net%2F2022%2F0420%2F1fd25d3fj00ramn3j0015c000hs00izc.jpg&thumbnail=660x2147483647&quality=80&type=jpg) ?吃着碗里的看着锅里的。
![](https://nimg.ws.126.net/?url=http%3A%2F%2Fdingyue.ws.126.net%2F2022%2F0420%2Fb732da90j00ramn3j000zc000hs00l9c.jpg&thumbnail=660x2147483647&quality=80&type=jpg) ?柚子皮也没顶住啊。
![](https://nimg.ws.126.net/?url=http%3A%2F%2Fdingyue.ws.126.net%2F2022%2F0420%2F07db9c78j00ramn3j001bc000hs00euc.jpg&thumbnail=660x2147483647&quality=80&type=jpg) ?最不会搞定女的的男的去搞定最难搞定的女的。
![](https://nimg.ws.126.net/?url=http%3A%2F%2Fdingyue.ws.126.net%2F2022%2F0420%2Fc31582bbj00ramn3j000yc000hs00mxc.jpg&thumbnail=660x2147483647&quality=80&type=jpg) ?外表光鲜亮丽,不就是我们都市打工人吗?
![](https://nimg.ws.126.net/?url=http%3A%2F%2Fdingyue.ws.126.net%2F2022%2F0420%2F27eb8bbaj00ramn3j001nc000hs00lwc.jpg&thumbnail=660x2147483647&quality=80&type=jpg) ?其实他比班上任何一个人都灵活聪明,就是聪明不用在学习上。
![](https://nimg.ws.126.net/?url=http%3A%2F%2Fdingyue.ws.126.net%2F2022%2F0420%2F083ab760j00ramn3j001rc000hs00hpc.jpg&thumbnail=660x2147483647&quality=80&type=jpg) ?裁判必赢。
![](https://nimg.ws.126.net/?url=http%3A%2F%2Fdingyue.ws.126.net%2F2022%2F0420%2Fb8f26eebj00ramn3j001bc000hs00hnc.jpg&thumbnail=660x2147483647&quality=80&type=jpg) ?门在人在。
![](https://nimg.ws.126.net/?url=http%3A%2F%2Fdingyue.ws.126.net%2F2022%2F0420%2F93179ceej00ramn3j001yc000hs00l3c.jpg&thumbnail=660x2147483647&quality=80&type=jpg) ?要不拧开看看是不是有层膜没撕。。
![](https://nimg.ws.126.net/?url=http%3A%2F%2Fdingyue.ws.126.net%2F2022%2F0420%2F4ccf462cj00ramn3j0013c000hs00lac.jpg&thumbnail=660x2147483647&quality=80&type=jpg) ?所以你就是这样和你女朋友解释的?
![](https://nimg.ws.126.net/?url=http%3A%2F%2Fdingyue.ws.126.net%2F2022%2F0420%2F2e54f255j00ramn3j001ic000hs00l3c.jpg&thumbnail=660x2147483647&quality=80&type=jpg) ?如果,我是说如果,有人脱掉鞋也能达到同样的效果,算不算秘方。
![](https://nimg.ws.126.net/?url=http%3A%2F%2Fdingyue.ws.126.net%2F2022%2F0420%2F3cfa41daj00ramn3j001gc000hs00hvc.jpg&thumbnail=660x2147483647&quality=80&type=jpg) ?不借了,把你的还给我。
![](https://nimg.ws.126.net/?url=http%3A%2F%2Fdingyue.ws.126.net%2F2022%2F0420%2F8ccf4849j00ramn3j001ec000hs00lvc.jpg&thumbnail=660x2147483647&quality=80&type=jpg) ?换成男闺蜜了吧。[捂脸]
![](https://nimg.ws.126.net/?url=http%3A%2F%2Fdingyue.ws.126.net%2F2022%2F0420%2F85fad8d7j00ramn3j001ec000hs00mrc.jpg&thumbnail=660x2147483647&quality=80&type=jpg) ?这不是毒鸡汤,这是实话。
![](https://nimg.ws.126.net/?url=http%3A%2F%2Fdingyue.ws.126.net%2F2022%2F0420%2F6bbc6937j00ramn3j001hc000hs00o0c.jpg&thumbnail=660x2147483647&quality=80&type=jpg) ?医生:哪个酒吧?这种事情很难处理。
![](https://nimg.ws.126.net/?url=http%3A%2F%2Fdingyue.ws.126.net%2F2022%2F0420%2F0235732ej00ramn3j001ac000hs00jlc.jpg&thumbnail=660x2147483647&quality=80&type=jpg) ?全中,意不意外,刺不刺激,惊不惊喜?
![](https://nimg.ws.126.net/?url=http%3A%2F%2Fdingyue.ws.126.net%2F2022%2F0420%2F09ac8120j00ramn3j001cc000hs00l2c.jpg&thumbnail=660x2147483647&quality=80&type=jpg) ?咱俩各论各的,你管我叫姐夫,我管你叫姐夫。
![](https://nimg.ws.126.net/?url=http%3A%2F%2Fdingyue.ws.126.net%2F2022%2F0420%2Ff4d97f4fj00ramn3j0017c000hs00nmc.jpg&thumbnail=660x2147483647&quality=80&type=jpg) ?唱我不会,我倒是可以卖点其他的。
![](https://nimg.ws.126.net/?url=http%3A%2F%2Fdingyue.ws.126.net%2F2022%2F0420%2F1ca336caj00ramn3j001oc000hs00grc.jpg&thumbnail=660x2147483647&quality=80&type=jpg) ?开门之日,就是倒闭之时。
![](https://nimg.ws.126.net/?url=http%3A%2F%2Fdingyue.ws.126.net%2F2022%2F0420%2F517b2424j00ramn3j001hc000hs00kqc.jpg&thumbnail=660x2147483647&quality=80&type=jpg) ?对不起 谁又能拒绝一只可爱的巨蜥。 ?五星好市民嗷!
![](https://nimg.ws.126.net/?url=http%3A%2F%2Fdingyue.ws.126.net%2F2022%2F0420%2F6f7cbb4fj00ramn3j0014c000hs00h2c.jpg&thumbnail=660x2147483647&quality=80&type=jpg) ?一开始读的很不顺,自从把朋友的去掉之后顺畅了很多。
![](https://nimg.ws.126.net/?url=http%3A%2F%2Fdingyue.ws.126.net%2F2022%2F0420%2F963c3635j00ramn3j0026c000hs00n4c.jpg&thumbnail=660x2147483647&quality=80&type=jpg) ?没有,是我开支太大了。[看]
![](https://nimg.ws.126.net/?url=http%3A%2F%2Fdingyue.ws.126.net%2F2022%2F0420%2F67c568bfj00ramn3j000pc000hs00l1c.jpg&thumbnail=660x2147483647&quality=80&type=jpg) ?羡慕!我一冲动只能泡面里加根肠。 ?估计是怕你去了看见她跟你朋友结婚吧。[捂脸]
![](https://nimg.ws.126.net/?url=http%3A%2F%2Fdingyue.ws.126.net%2F2022%2F0420%2F82ffd15ej00ramn3j001kc000hs00nmc.jpg&thumbnail=660x2147483647&quality=80&type=jpg) 看完觉得有收获,记得顺手点个赞哦,你的点赞+评价是我持续更文的动力,谢谢~祝大家天天开心~ |
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