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2021-09-20 20:58 |
大哥,你怎么这么累啊,都在大街上睡着了!
 拔河遇到这么敬业的队友,不赢都对不住他!!
 现在的这个凳子质量也太差了,连一个大人都撑不住。
 开挂的印度,不知道能不能浮上来!
 年轻人,你继续说,我们只是吃瓜群众。
 孩子别跑啊,我们一起嗨!
 我是我瞎说,这鸭子比我活的都自在
 一定是特别的缘分,才能让你们撞到一起
 前面那个老是挡着我路,换个方向走!
 一把绝世好刀即将铸成。
 如果是你你会抱吗?
 能不能给你老公留点面子啊!也太狠了,大街上呢?
 妹子内心:吓死我了!
 开玩笑,多年锻炼的隔壁老王的逃跑能力,你以为是白练的啊
 兄弟,你尾气超标了吧!
 知道这个红印章盖在脸上是什么意思吗?那说明小朋友你已经被成交了
 我以为被旁边杆子穿透了
 妹子,你太让我失望了,我都准备好了给你鼓掌
 姑娘你这是杀敌零人,自损一万呀!
 是不是每一位学舞蹈的姑娘身体柔韧性都这么好?
 一个只有男人才懂得动作!
 这姑娘,撞击力好强

大吉大利,今晚吃鸡
 到晚上蓝色床沿, 应该还有多余的地方!
 我脑容量有点小,新郎你自己脑补吧
 双方各自劫持了对方媳妇, 场面一度失控!
 够劲·····但劲头有点大。。。
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