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想当年我腿还没断的时候,我比你踢的还溜
 吃什么不好,你非得给它吃辣椒
 瞧你高兴的,都不知道迈那根腿了
 哈哈!馋死你!
 穿新鞋结果碰到下雨天……
 姑娘,谁娶你都需要莫大的勇气啊
 要把份子钱吃回来!
 兄弟,同样是男人,你为何能如此妖娆?
 恭喜皇上喜提豪华座驾
 答案就在下面,我说妹子怎么一直低着头
 别人家的校服,你觉得怎么样! 无法超越的2个老司机,怎么办?
 兄弟,别找事,让次你偷吃打的是我!!
 发现一位小女汉子,长大后还得了啊
 连续一个月了,修仙之路充满了艰辛!
 姑娘有什么事冲我来,这头猪真受不了!
 我说烧鸡怎么少了鸡屁股,让孩子偷吃了!哈哈哈哈
 大叔,大写的尴尬,哈哈哈哈笑死人不偿命的吗?
 大哥,人家还没死就给人家下油锅
 唉呀呀,这姿势翘的很专业啊
 嫂子,你这样做,会让大哥没脸见人的
 行了妹子别撩了,营养跟不上了!
 二哈:还好我拼命的避开了脸,保住了我英俊的相貌
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