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2020-07-26 23:21 |
朋友说只让我喝一杯!
 走出了烫脚的感觉
 华山论树枝,专攻要害
 羊驼:妹子你别跑啊!
 现实版的人狗情缘
 这种狗给我来一只好不好
 小哥,做饭能不能认真一点吗?
 鸡蛋没有蛋黄
 当时我对活着开始产生了怀疑
 凌晨我去厕所,你就这样出现了,想吓死我呀!
 面这两人也是躺着中枪
 你这今天又赔钱了,再练几天都破产了!
 鸟:这次玩大了,谁来救救我
 看来姑娘经常被欺负,自动认输了
 突然被上铺的兄弟打扰
 老哥,这次貌似跑不了了
 为什么别的男孩都不抱,只抱那一个
 兄弟你玩的真嗨,不累吗?
 人到老年最重要的就是腰好,扭一扭人长久!
 你老爸你知道会打死你的,小妹妹
 哥俩的定力可以呀,看了半天都不掉下去哈
 谁让你找了个太瘦的男友,关键时刻靠不住了吧
 各位来看看,你女朋友在不在这里面
 亲生的和充话费送的!
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