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2020-07-22 23:42 |
妹子这样出门,建议配个保镖...

 说出来你可能不信,我刚才看到一辆摩托车,上面坐了十多个人而已
 回忆童年的时光啊,有多少人被这样称过重量?
 哥们,以你的臂力根本不需要底下的桶
 不是一般的女汉子,肯定没有这么秀!
 难以理解的时尚界,是我落伍了吗?
 非洲小哥,你吃过辣条吗?
 你是不是也曾被这样惊醒过:

 老公在家里体验钓鱼的感觉
 看到这两位哥们这么娘里娘气的划拳,中间的哥们已经败下阵来一脸无奈啊
 有时候胖了真的不适合一些动作,例如这个
 边牧:劳资不吃剩菜你不知道啊!!
 自行车后轮能追上前轮的也就这车了!
 咦,五娃怎么变黑了
 你说你就不能温柔一点吗?这下好了吧!
 我滴个天,你们农村的比城市人还会玩,这样就不怕跌下来吗?
 你不是坑你老公吗,多疼啊!!
 媳妇出差了,说饭做好了在冰箱里想吃就拿!
 感觉这届新生很牛,去食堂打饭都这么任性吗?

 终于知道大家总来这家健身的原因了
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